1. Poor guy. He just looked so beaten down by being a bum. Oh well, he has a dollar to help his cause. Met him on the subway while drunk and going out to party.

    Poor guy. He just looked so beaten down by being a bum. Oh well, he has a dollar to help his cause. Met him on the subway while drunk and going out to party.

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  2. My first ever bum picture…she was loco but eager. I took this picture with her while she was roaming around the boardwalk in Atlantic City. My rude best friend Vincent named the picture “A fag and his negro Grandma.”  I found out later she was my grandmother. 

    My first ever bum picture…she was loco but eager. I took this picture with her while she was roaming around the boardwalk in Atlantic City. My rude best friend Vincent named the picture “A fag and his negro Grandma.” 

    I found out later she was my grandmother. 

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  3. This guy couldnt be any more excited to take a picture with yours truly. I think he was gay and was in love with me. haha.  Anyway notice the one dollar bill in his hand…told you I will give them money to take the pic. I gotta salvage heaven points! I actually told my friend LAD “I look pretty cute in this picture.” She responded, “John you are posing with a bum.” damn her for telling the truth.

    This guy couldnt be any more excited to take a picture with yours truly. I think he was gay and was in love with me. haha. 

    Anyway notice the one dollar bill in his hand…told you I will give them money to take the pic. I gotta salvage heaven points!

    I actually told my friend LAD “I look pretty cute in this picture.” She responded, “John you are posing with a bum.” damn her for telling the truth.

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  4. Ever see this video? Well i needed a project to do this summer so I remixed it! 

    I have “My Bummy and Me” - I go around NYC (and anywhere else I wind up) and take random pictures with homeless people. I do give everyone of them a dollar to take the pic with me so its not like I am completely exploiting them (sadly I am though). Enjoy the “My Bummy and Me” pics!!

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  5. Heaven Points

    I have a system called HEAVEN POINTS - so every truly nice, sweet, caring, and awesome thing I do I get Heaven Points. I go through my life hoping I get enough Heaven Points that I make it to heaven. I just cant see God rejecting me from being an angel if I have accumulated so many heaven points by doing so many good things. And these Heaven Points are not easy to get - you dont get them from telling someone a compliment or smiling at a bum on the street. They have to be truly amazing things I have done. 

    The other thing God and I decided about my Heaven Points is that they can be deducted and added at anytime depending on what I do. How are Heaven Points determined? I have to check in with the recipients of my good deed and ask them how many Heaven Points I get. 

    so Heaven Point update in my life? I am at 5!! Had 2 from helping two old ladies cross the street, but I got three more from my amazing job I did at raising so much money at the NYC AIDS Walk. 

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